The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
I want to be the one to dance in the sun,
Girls just want to have fun.
Oh, Ezra wants to have fun.
My only goal in life is to have a supernatural gif added to one of my posts
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
this is what is going on in scotland right now.
dont ignore this.
there is NO coverage of the rioting on the news which is why its so important that you dont ignore this.
please stay safe if you live in scotland.
This is what I mean when I say its chaos and that I didnt want to vote in the first place
Please, PLEASE stay safe when you’re out in Aberdeen, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Fife, Montrose, literally anywhere in Scotland
If someone asks you what you voted, dont say anything, you dont know what their reaction will be, just stay safe okay
Stuff like this really annoys me. The people involved in the ‘no’ riots was just a minority of the ‘no’ voters. Those people were just looking for an opportnity to fight and get attention and they got that. Its their behaviour that gives all no voters a bad name. It sickens me that people on both sides are scared to share their opinions because of some idotic monsters who want nothing more than to take to social media and brag about attacking someone because they didnt have the same views or because they were ‘wrong’ to vote how they did.